Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
Bass, Bourbon, Cigarettes.
Sometimes I have to wear glasses...
my dear followers….
I promised you a wonderful giveaway before the end of the summer. remember??
FEAR NOT! I DO! and I’ve almost everything. I’m waiting for a few items (precisely 60) and I’ll be ready. It’s gonna be nice. I hope. meanwhile spread the word to your biffy friends.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great